Lab safety caution

" Jimmy you're blind "
" Aww man I wanted x-ray vision "
" Jimmy you poured acid in your eyes "

My science teacher had a poster of blind girl with the caption: "Sally didn't wear safety goggles; now she doesn't need them"

You blow up the whole neighborhood, but miraculously survive, only to get your ass sued off.

You end up like deadpool

Either I die or become the greatest superhero ever to live. Win-win, either way.