Probably the best moment on the Big Bang Theory

Someone needs to go fall down a fucking well.

No. A ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º)ing well. ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º) ♥ ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º)

A totally deserved response for promoting The Big Bang Theory...
Perhaps you'd like to be ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º)ed with a well.
Sideways.
In your butt.

Ouch? ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º)

Redd: Your ass is gonna be burning when I shove my foot in it!

I almost fell for another one of your classic pranks.