A cry for help

"It's so dry down there that when I go down on her I have to have a mouth full of water to get things wet."

Cry for help look? Nah, that's the still they use when she goes "missing" and he's seen leaving town.

His right arm is waaaaaaay thicker than his left !!

question for the wife: is it OK if he has sex with other women? After all, " it really isn't that important."