Substitute teacher

Thats the best cure for muscle cramps - try it next time you play some sports.

One of my substitute teachers ate peanut butter straight from the jar- without asking if anyone had peanut allergies

I had a substitute teacher once who has been to almost 150 countries and she's visited Antarctica

Could be a flask

Mustard on the beat, hoe.

I had a substitute that used to order pizza from the Domino's a friend worked at. He said she ordered pizza with no sauce, no cheese, and just anchovies as the topping. So just the pizza crust and anchovies.... She also had many many cats.

A substitute called me young man.........