I think your dog had dwarfism

It's escaping to find a more fulfilling life. Wish it luck on its journey.

Wrong floor again!

I don't think it's on drugs... possessed maybe.

I think he found the Good Lord Satan

Yes he found your crack and he will only come down if you give him more

Hamster on crack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDtKeTvcQtU

This is the funniest thing I have seen in my whole life