On a side note my ex used to call it Taming the Tiger. So, yeah. That apparently was warm up mode.
I would also come home from work and she would be at the computer and explain that she had been "browsing my history and 'Clicking the mouse'." Good times. Crazy/Hot. But not in Unicorn range. Bless her heart.
Good Evening Twitter, this is your boy EatDatPussy445, and about like 30-45 minutes ago, I beat the fuck out of my dick so god damn hard that I can't even feel my left leg, my left leg has went totally numb. And, my dick has also went totally numb, to the point that it feels fucking weird when I go and take a piss.
I would also come home from work and she would be at the computer and explain that she had been "browsing my history and 'Clicking the mouse'." Good times. Crazy/Hot. But not in Unicorn range. Bless her heart.