I'd sing along

Rober: reeeeeeed robin
Me: *crashes through door* YUUUUUM!!!

Sounds like the world is gonna roll him

Robber: sweet dreams are made of
Me: THESE

Robber: Safelight repair
Me: SAFELIGHT REPLACE

Robber: like a good neighbor
Me: STATEFARM IS THERE

Robber: o o o o'reilly
Me: AUTO PARTS

Robber: I get knocked down;
Me: But I get up again...

Robber: My Little Pony, My Little Pony...
Me: aw, Aw, AW, AWWWWWWWW MYLITTLEPOWNIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!