false advertising

I've found there's a sad lack of witches as well

Unless you're eating them at the beach.

Them. Subby in them. And I've met many witches at the beach that do in fact have sand in them. It's granular and gets in the darnd'st places.

"most"

Ugh, what unrealistic standards society puts on sandwiches these days
Real sandwiches have sand

Wich ones do?