Nopety nope nope

What a friendly spider, reminding you to take care of your teeth. So nice to see there's helpful arachnids out there.

That spider looks like a toothbrush

That looks suspiciously like a brown recluse. I think you should definitely move immediately. And while you're at it? Pour some kerosene on your house and light a match.

That spider is like if I can't see her she can't see me alright