Praise the lord

"This should make up for y'all's lack of taxes "

It's a gift from the lord.

The Lord does not want us to lie

If there's money laying around in the basement, generally the church is a cover for a money laundering operation. Otherwise it would be in the office or a bank. Soooooo......leave it the fuck alone generally, I would say.

That's exactly what the vikings did, only with more blood.

I'd leave it there

I've seen John wick. I ain't touching that money.