Theme the breaks

That's what his victims say

Oh my

That's also what they say

Oh snap

Hello

Hey

So what's your excuse for letting this guy off of the hook?
*Ba dum tiss*

Busy day

Must have been a very busy day

VERY BUSY

Or, maybe you're lazy

Eh a bit of both

I knew it

Obviously You weren't too busy
Mr. Grim Raper

Wifi, that is inappropriate. Speak to the real grim reaper with respect.
Besides, the guy you're looking for is over there *points at a random dude*

God, I hate that guy

Everyone does