Archie comics accurately representing the average 17-year-old male

Being as broke as I am, I can attest to this

@shrekislove_ riversdale ruined this for me

Yeah? The thing is, is than now the skinny jeans on the "boys" are so tight that you can tell what religion they are.

Her pants are that tight for one of two reasons:
1. She likes wearing tight pants to turn on males,
2. She put on a bunch of weight and refuses to admit it by buying clothes that fit.