"Gimme the largest cup of coffee you can sell me without a perception."
"You got it. Would you like to try the MOAC?"
"OK, what's that?"
"The Mother Of All Coffees, it's a quintuple shot latte. Some call it the Caffeine Tornado or The Pentagon."
**hold up hand**
"You had me at Caffeine Tornado... is that blueberry? I'll have a blueberry scone too."
*grunts*
"$2 please "
"You got it. Would you like to try the MOAC?"
"OK, what's that?"
"The Mother Of All Coffees, it's a quintuple shot latte. Some call it the Caffeine Tornado or The Pentagon."
**hold up hand**
"You had me at Caffeine Tornado... is that blueberry? I'll have a blueberry scone too."