It's policy, sorry

So

I meant to say you're German
But you're a germ

And germs are no bueno

I'm hurt
And sad

Sorry bud
I forgot germs have feelings

Thats racist

Sorry, bud
I forgot germs have genders and/or feelings

You know what?
I didn't even mean to say genders, but I'm not fixing that

I'm insulted

That's what germs do

Stop stereotyping yourself

How dare you

It's okay
Some germs are cool

Such as

The influenza germs?

The ones that keep me healthy