yes, fun fact, african sperm is as dark as the color of their skin. that’s why asian jizz is yellow. true story. %100$ true. would i ever lie to you guys?
Well... "Hulk" isn't an ethnicity and doesn't occur in nature. The hulk was created through fake comic book science using radiation. In fake science radiation often turns things green (like hulks skin) or gives strange changes (like radioactive lizards that shoot fire/toxic waste/radiation such as Godzilla.) It would be consistent to comic book logic. Hulks blood for example has been shown to be green and possesses special properties like giving life. Due to both different artists as well as lighting and other factors it's hard to say if hulk cries green tears or not. Sometimes it seems so but many times they seem clear. I can't find solid confirmation in cannon. While we cannot assume hulks "emissions" would be green it is also not impossible based on genre tropes and other cannon facts. Unless Stan Lee cares to comment we may never know for certain. That said it doesn't seem as ridiculous to assume as this suggests.
So uhmm you're drinking hulk juice
Okay...