Just a little muddy

The second day we had our ATVs, I ended up crashing into the apple tree. When we took them out onto the trails for the first time (I think the year after), I was going 70 kph down the road like an idiot and I ended up hitting a dip in the road that was a puddle and the next thing I know the ATV went into the air and started going into the bush. To this day I still don't know how I didn't get thrown off of it. My back hurt like a bitch after getting slammed down onto the seat from landing though.

Your Name makes it more funny

You don't know muddle until you've tied a mattress to chicken wire and rode through a muddy yard and miniature pond.