Sir Spiderman the 8th

sir_spiderman


Just someone who reads fanfiction

— Sir Spiderman the 8th Report User
God help them 11 comments
sir_spiderman · 5 years ago
Indeed, we do
God help them 11 comments
sir_spiderman · 5 years ago
I'm very curious here because A) I didn't know there was a spiderwoman and B) I got notified of this even though he didn't use an @
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A wizard is never late 3 comments
sir_spiderman · 5 years ago
Has to ever happened to you ? 7 comments
sir_spiderman · 5 years ago
....
Technically he is correct 7 comments
sir_spiderman · 5 years ago
Not completely related, but I hate when people try to claim that sexual dimorphism isn't real. Men and women have actual differences and it's biological not social like many feminist try to argue.
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Technically he is correct 7 comments
sir_spiderman · 5 years ago
This isn't a "Man being better than women at being women" it's a "A woman is a better woman than the other women."
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Outrun a flood 11 comments
sir_spiderman · 5 years ago
I see someone watched Mini Ladd's video...
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Good bye 6 comments
sir_spiderman · 5 years ago
I don't feel so good
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How not to flirt 15 comments
sir_spiderman · 5 years ago
@jasonmon, Oh I know. We're just friends and I don't really want to be more than that. As for being too big a role in my life, that was the first time I had talked to her in nearly four months, so I don't think that's an issue.

We are both too broken of people to ever really get along in anything but a superficial way. We used to talk a lot, but I feel that was mostly because our conversations held enough sexual tension or something to serve as stress relief in a way. I'm well aware a relationship between us is impossible for multiple reasons that I realized after only two weeks of talking to each other. I wouldn't call it toxic as much as... someone getting the bad hand. In all likelihood, I would revert to being plastic and ignoring all my problems in favor of helping with hers which has never served me well.
Goodbye spiderman 7 comments
sir_spiderman · 5 years ago
Why do people need someone else to be balanced?
Me af lol 10 comments
sir_spiderman · 5 years ago
Too real
They won't catch me 19 comments
sir_spiderman · 5 years ago
Still kicking!
Explaining my thoughts to myself 22 comments
sir_spiderman · 5 years ago
It's a good exercise in explaining your thoughts to others as well as being critical of your own ideas. Only idiots don't monitor their own thoughts. I enjoy the quote of "By all means have an open mind but not so open that your brains fall out." You should have an open mind, but you should also have a filter going on for both incoming and outgoing thoughts.
Youtube trying to be sassy 14 comments
sir_spiderman · 5 years ago
It's kinda everywhere. If you're on the right, demonitized. On the left? Demonitized. Center? Not kid friendly.

Support gay rights? Our advertisers won't like that. Against? They won't like that either. If your title even mentions gay, lesbian, trans, LGBT, or a while host of other words then you're automatically demonitized.

You said a bad word? You're entire channel is blacklisted to people who don't sign in (Most people who watch YouTube don't actually have accounts, so their entire channel is invisible.) This is so extreme that YouTubers are being forced to only do games like Uno or Scribblio simply because they are the few games that have even a chance of making them enough money to buy some food.

But it gets worse. They force YouTubers to work so hard for so little. If you don't upload at least two to three times a week, then your channel gets "buried" which essentially means none of your fans will be notified of your videos nor will you be recommended as often.
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Goodbye spiderman 7 comments
sir_spiderman · 5 years ago
*273
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yeet 3 comments
sir_spiderman · 5 years ago
That shit was yeet
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Youtube trying to be sassy 14 comments
sir_spiderman · 5 years ago
That isn't an exaggeration. YouTube is basically collapsing due to how horribly it's been treating the people that's made it great. It's like someone cutting off their own legs and expecting to still be standing.
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Youtube trying to be sassy 14 comments
sir_spiderman · 5 years ago
They follow you because you are their livelihood. It's like complaining to your boss that you cut their income by 90%, never giving them clients, paying them for only a few jobs a month, and then saying "Yet you still work here". I assure you that if you keep it up then you'll be saying "But you don't even work here"
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How not to flirt 15 comments
sir_spiderman · 5 years ago
To sum it up: I had 7 shots, was told I was a housewife, was told to make her toast, was reminded she was out of my league to which I responded that it was because I'm in a league of my own, and then I got sad as the drunkness wore off and started researching various suicide methods again.

I have Scottish and Irish blood which gives me immunity from hangovers as well as nice and pale skin.

Also, it was amazing. The mix was just right, tasted sweet, and went down so smooth. I'm sad that I don't have much left.
How not to flirt 15 comments
sir_spiderman · 5 years ago
She called me a housewife and is trying to make me make her toast. This can only be resolved with another shot. (I got this really nice tequila/rum/lquor mix which is excellecnt.
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How not to flirt 15 comments
sir_spiderman · 5 years ago
And yes, that's the only thing that's hard
How not to flirt 15 comments
sir_spiderman · 5 years ago
Some girl texted me earlier drunk, so I got drunk so it was fair. And now I'm trying not to flirt because we aren't like that anymore, but it's really hard rn.
Do you swear 2 comments
sir_spiderman · 5 years ago
Are you sure you're not hustling everyday instead?
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I want a video of Joe reacting to these 3 comments
sir_spiderman · 5 years ago
Only the good deserve memes
Getting roasted by America's Next Top Model 15 comments
sir_spiderman · 5 years ago
Your personal anecdotes do not change the truth. I can do a survey of five people and come up with the conclusion that 80% of people are female which is essentially what this anecdote is.

Here is a study done by female scientists that shows that women leave STEM fields because they can't handle the pressure - even though the same pressure is given to men: http://www.nxtbook.com/nxtbooks/swe/spring16/index.php#/12

In societies where women are given more choices to take STEM fields, they take less: http://journals.sagepub.com/doi/abs/10.1177/0956797617741719?journalCode=pssa More equality=Less women in STEM. It also shows that women have the advantage in STEM fields as well yet still don't join.

Women are even more capable of joining STEM fields than men. They get special treatment in High School, in college recruitment, in college classes, and scholarships for STEM fields. There are less women in STEM fields because women don't want to be in STEM fields.