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So "idjit" is not English, but "pls" is? Hmhm

Well yes, pls is a contraction, idjit is not ?

Derived from the Irish Slang word "Eejit", which means a person who is exceedingly Stupid or an Idiot. It was americanized and made "country" and slowly was changed into "Idjit" by southerners.
--- Online Slang Dictionary

Well, okay then ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Idgit is also used by Bobby in Supernatural when referring to Sam and Dean.