I'm ready to give love a shot,
It's not about how many coins you've got,
I just know I like you a lot!
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(Hey sluts, check out my yacht!)
Lemme take you on a magic kart ride
(I'll bust out your balloons when I smack your backside)
Have more fun, I'll bring my friends along
(I'll kick donkey Kong right in his konky dong!)
C'mon, Peach, it's time to make your choice!
I'm the only brother that can make your boobies rejoice,
Green lanky-ass brother ain't got shit on me!
It's time to live out our story of the Princess and the pea (nis!)
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Ok princess, so who is is gonna be?
I choose. . . Toad!
TOAD?!
Well his whole body is shaped like a dick
Oh yeah, makes sense
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Favorite songs by Danny:
Starbomb: smash!
Ninja Sex Party: Dinosaur Laser Fight
yes
I like to sing it in a duet with my bestie
he is a guy and i'm a girl
he sings Peach and I sing Mario
Luigi deserves to be called by his name!
so he sings a duet with himself
I like a girl, you ruin it
By yelling stuff about your dick
Until they go away!
That Mario's a bit risqué
Just tell me what you need to say,
Please don't be afraid!
It means so much for me to hear you say that
The only thing I ever wanted wa-- goddammit!
I like to go first princess but I always come last
Koopa Troopa skeletons aren't the only Dry Bones!
I go through shit and then you're in another fucking castle
You'll have a lotta time to think when you are smokin' on my Warp Pipe!
Which one if you should be the guy
To take me on a mustache ride
That'll redefine my life
It's not about how many coins you've got,
I just know I like you a lot!
Lemme take you on a magic kart ride
(I'll bust out your balloons when I smack your backside)
Have more fun, I'll bring my friends along
(I'll kick donkey Kong right in his konky dong!)
I'm the only brother that can make your boobies rejoice,
Green lanky-ass brother ain't got shit on me!
It's time to live out our story of the Princess and the pea (nis!)
I choose. . . Toad!
TOAD?!
Well his whole body is shaped like a dick
Oh yeah, makes sense
Starbomb: smash!
Ninja Sex Party: Dinosaur Laser Fight