I can't make decision

Bitch, I still call my mother and ask her what I should have for dinner. How am I supposed to 'pick'?

Look, I can't even decide which shampoo I should use, or which socks I should wear
Why would you ask me to make any decision knowing that

If you ask me to pick what we're eating for dinner, you should know damn well we're going to be splitting a 50-piece Chicken McNuggets from McDonald's.