I'm diving in

Agreed. Not to mention someone's probably hidden down there waiting to pounce on unsuspecting kiddies and drag them to their s3x van.

Or took a great big dump at the bottom of the slide

Yeah, and I'm sure that there's a bunch of mysteriously wet places
And some of them aren't pee
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

That's the best kind of wet ;)

I believe thats in Dubai