Shoulda said 13

Kinky

Per rule 34, that fanfic already existed.

Not checking that, I don't want that in my search history... not with AdSense using that data. My AdSense is already filled with women's underwear. Like, seriously Google, chill. I'm a guy that doesn't crossdress, calm down.

I've seen this a few times in my various lurkings, but it leaves me wheezing every damn time.