I know someone who's studying to be a priest. When he was still in college this girl always flirted with him and he was uncomfortable with it and asked if I could talk to her. So I did. Her response? "He's only being a priest because he hasn't met the right girl yet. Once he does he'll see his mistake." When I told him we both had a good laugh
Every single gay: yoohooo we are all straight now!
I'd love to see her face if you told her that