How to pretend like you are a wine expert

*swish swish GARRRGLLLE*
*spoot*
This post has a caress of 1950's pornography, mixed with topnotes of Dan Brown books, finishing with an aftertaste of Gran's potpourri.

They missed a step between 1and 2. You have to bite down on the glass and chew it up a bit. The iron really brings out the notes of berry and oak.