MissCr3ant

mandyfr33gordon


Professional Shit Poster and Commentator. Short and ridiculous <3
Occasional promoter of tolerance and intelligence.
Layers. Many layers.

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Smile through whatever happens 4 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 2 years ago
He's like "haha he's just a lil salty"
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Fml 2 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 2 years ago
Mean stripers
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If this is not how you give gifts what are you doing 12 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 2 years ago
"Graduation"
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Mars is not here for that bullshit 4 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 2 years ago
Uranus
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Bad luck brian 3 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 2 years ago
But he's cute now. I wonder if he's already too damaged to realize it though?
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Jokes 12 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 2 years ago
The teacher is stupid then.
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Papa spoke the truth 30 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 2 years ago
That one brings it down to 1/10th.
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Fred 6 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 2 years ago
And cold
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Confirm your email address 1 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 2 years ago
This is me after trying for 2 hours to get a new password on anything. "Yes, motherfucker that is my correct email address" "How in the time/space continuum is it your business if i use a capital fucking letter or not!?"
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When good boay is smart enough for detention 1 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 2 years ago
Gives me chills. Respect to this vv good officer.
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Our hands and the fibonacci sequence 5 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 2 years ago
Divine science.
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Seriously. 52 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 2 years ago
I just want to add really what even is Idris though? He's like a creamy, chocolatey, very very talented British angel!
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Seriously. 52 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 2 years ago
Guys really, i appreciate all your opinions and views and the fact that y'all have kept it civil, but this post is just an example of pv/ev but mostly just an opinion that maybe Blake Shelton wasn't the best choice for Sexiest Man Alive, and it was meant to be amusing, not to start trouble.
Think of it as selling an organ 12 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 2 years ago
I thought we were about to find out exactly and precisely how much length we would stand to lose of each finger.
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Seriously. 52 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 2 years ago
Thank you @pripyatplatypus lmao.
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We all met one 3 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 2 years ago
At first i thought this meant something else.
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Think of it as selling an organ 12 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 2 years ago
Get the gator to snap at a stick or something. It's barely got the money so it should fall right out when it jerks its head.
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Accurate af 14 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 2 years ago
"You need to settle your crazy ass down, bitch."
Rejoice! 1 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 2 years ago
He's so happy lol
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Hi Billy Mays with new product 10 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 2 years ago
"From the makers of My Johnson and Johnson"
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Hits too close to home 8 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 2 years ago
I always got an amazing thrill from the book orders. The books at the fairs were kind of expensive compared to the ones we ordered through the book clubs, so i was able to get more books, more often.
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Good recruit 4 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 2 years ago
New pocket-size model.
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They in jail 13 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 2 years ago
You improvised, adapted, overcame. (:
They in jail 13 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 2 years ago
C: straw through the foil lid.
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I'd like to see my real self 15 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 2 years ago
Aww, snowy that's why we love you
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