Physical > Emotional pain

When I hear those words, I die inside

I always just say I'm colorblind to get it over with but that just makes it worse

we don't have to do that here
never in my life did I ever had to do that

My "fun facts" were a brief tirade about how stupid and annoying they were.

I just say, "Sometimes I remember to put on pants."

I always had the trusty "I have a dog" charade under my belt. Every. Single. Time.

I took a razor scooter to the ankle when I was a kid. I actually have a scar from it

A razor scooter to the shin is a pain I never wish to experience ever again

Now thats a fun fact

From now on my fun fact will be. "I'd rather take a razor scooter to the ankle 55 times than reveal a fun fact about myself"

in elementry school:
teacher: okay how about we sit in a circle and everybody says their name and a act about themselves
me: NONONONO *tries to stab self with pencil
my turn:
me: *queitly in shaking voice* my name is _______ and ... ummm i dont know *yells quickly at top speed* I AM NOT INTRESTING AND WOULD RATHHER BE LEFT ALONE SO NEEEEEXT