A fail, but a smooth one

867530niiiine

One three double-oh, six triple fiiiiiive oh six.

Please do not call that, it's an Australian reading/writing helpline with an ad campaign that really worked to make sure you could remember the number that you're trying to call because you can't write it down, as evidenced by the fact that I still remember the tune so many years after the ads stopped. I'm pretty sure I was still in primary school the last time I saw one.

someone call it