I have concerns...

Well as girl, no one would be able to see the arousal that fruit caused. So I'd have to pick that
And I work with kids, I can't afford to accidentally eat one

just make a rule never to eat random muffins...

They didn't specify in which way you can't see the difference, so I'd choose to interpret it as muffins looking like babies

The latter because I don't like muffins

Muffins because either way I'm getting fed.
Nah, just kidding, I don't like Muffins that much

the muffin/kid thing. I don't like muffins either.