BEST OF BOTH WORLDS

Why would you be mad? You could get a good facewash, or a fun one. Why not get the best of both worlds?

Careful what you wish for..

You got what you called for, sonny. Go see a therapist for your anger issues, and do not forget to fucking floss.

People are always complaining that their parents don't listen to them, and this guy is pissed because his mom actually listened to him. If you look up douchebag in the dictionary, you'll see this guy's face.

Your fucking mother? What a disrespectful bum you are.

y'all realize he's not actually angry
SARCASM