In a perfect (first) world we all would have (or have access to):

Never put your bag on the back of a chair it makes it an easy target for crooks

Waiting in my car trying to listen to the radio but it won’t play

The last one was very common in argentina for a while, i thibk they disappeared bc people kept stealing them or breaking them and it was hard to keep up with replacements

Eyy, we got the skateboard one at my school

How does the paper usb work?!?

I don't want half these... you what I really want though? A potato.

The button one is common in malaysia .-.

For #3: Lay's in China sells their canned chips with trays in the can.
For #9: Wouldn't "an additional -18% off" be an increase of 18%?