Real life hot wheels

1. That is cool
2. I love hot wheels, even if I'm 20
3. I love cars
4. I am a professional driver
5. I don't do stunts
6. Would dare to do if paying for the destruction of the vehicle wasn't a consequence

Also to top it off, I once drifted on a railroad crossing and boy was it fun but man am I not doing it in my car ever again