Don't drown

" mention my name and you'll get a good seat "

I have said ''think of me'' a lot when people say they need to go to the bathroom
But for a different reason
Or so I thought

My brother used to always say "I'll alert the media" when I was little and told him I was gonna go pee

"Have fun" is what I always say

i say 'happy peeing' or 'happy shitting'

"Good luck"

"have fun storming the castle!"

“Don’t fall in” is my go to

"beware of sharks".

Don't go scuba diving.

Or "how was it" when they walk out

“That’s what she said”