That 7th one got me. I was reading Sunset magazine this morning and I came across an advertisement for blinds. There was an attractive woman in an incredibly short dress and low neckline crouching on a countertop in front of the blinds being advertised. You could almost see her woohoo. I thought "What the f*ck does that have to do with the blinds? I can barely see them."
"scathing"
So deep I couldn't even get myself to read past halfway.