Mary please come back

Gary, now I know I was wrong
I messed up and now you're gone
Gary, I'm sorry I neglected you
Oh, I never expected you to run away
And leave me feeling this empty
Your meow right now would sound like music to me
Please come home 'cause I miss you, Gary

Noooo, please don't do that. To ruin someones happy occasion just because you can, or worst, because you're bored??? Why???