I respectfully decline because my outward demeanor of civility and thoughtfulness is merely a facade behind which I hide the anger which burns with the intensity of a dying sun, one that is difficult to keep under control from even myself, much less others.
My presence at a ceremony of love and committed devotion would be an anathema to those present. It is with my last shred of true decency that I decline as to not subject the attendees to my vitriolic nature.
I do truely wish the both of you the best of luck in your betrothal to each other, that you remain steadfastly devoted to each other dispite all that fate may conspire to wrought against you.
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I hear there will be cake
My presence at a ceremony of love and committed devotion would be an anathema to those present. It is with my last shred of true decency that I decline as to not subject the attendees to my vitriolic nature.
I do truely wish the both of you the best of luck in your betrothal to each other, that you remain steadfastly devoted to each other dispite all that fate may conspire to wrought against you.