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7 years ago by dazeoneshot · 1279 Likes · 14 comments · Popular

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deleted · 7 years ago · FIRST

I want you to put them way up in inside your butthole Morty, waaaayy up.

thecoolchristian · 7 years ago

its not safe they have special scanners that scan stuff waaaaay up your butt

deleted · 7 years ago

But then you can always run and kill those guards.

cakelover · 7 years ago

You can do. It doesn't even hurt, if you're gentle and know what you're doing

rosalinas · 7 years ago

You have experience ;)

cakelover · 7 years ago

Um, maybe

rosalinas · 7 years ago

Ah now I'm intrigued

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kouyaaotsuki · 7 years ago

Fun Fact: You can hard boiled an egg with the heat of you butthole!

cakelover · 7 years ago

I'm calling BS
The temperature at which the albumen proteins congeal is around 75 degrees Celsius.
The hottest your body will reach is 41 degrees, and that's if you're seriously ill

kouyaaotsuki · 7 years ago

I was expecting you to say you tried it and made an yolky mess inside your butthole
But an hypothesis is okay

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