I've seen weirder jeans before. Like imagine these those holes stretch from the top of the ass to the thigh and look like they belong on a pinstripe suit.
Cause fashion is ridiculous
Saler: oh hey, what are you looking for today
Me: skinny jeans, something really tight
Saler: sure, go this way and I'll sho...
Me: and doesn't have holes in it
Saler:... imma take a look
And she takes 15 mins then comes back with a sorry
Another story
Friend *tries on new shirt* nice?
Me: yea it's cute... wait, is that a hole!? Am another hole
Friend: yea, it's the new trend
Me: take it off, you look like a hobo
http://footwearnews.com/2017/runway/spring-2018/thong-jeans-japan-thibaut-tokyo-fashion-week-447551/
Saler: oh hey, what are you looking for today
Me: skinny jeans, something really tight
Saler: sure, go this way and I'll sho...
Me: and doesn't have holes in it
Saler:... imma take a look
And she takes 15 mins then comes back with a sorry
Another story
Friend *tries on new shirt* nice?
Me: yea it's cute... wait, is that a hole!? Am another hole
Friend: yea, it's the new trend
Me: take it off, you look like a hobo