Okay I'll go with the most famous one
"Alle Bläser, die noch keinen Ständer haben, kommen bitte nach oben und holen sich einen runter."
Which either translates to:
"Everybody from the horn section who doesn't have a music stand yet, please come upstairs and get one."
OR
"Every blower who doesn't have a boner yet, please come upstairs and jerk off."
"Alle Bläser, die noch keinen Ständer haben, kommen bitte nach oben und holen sich einen runter."
Which either translates to:
"Everybody from the horn section who doesn't have a music stand yet, please come upstairs and get one."
OR
"Every blower who doesn't have a boner yet, please come upstairs and jerk off."