Jokes on you, I have snips. Usually near me as well.
Also don't forget, if you do this, I will have a bit of a laugh... but I will reciprocate and escalate.
In an office space, I just might zip tie your phone to the cradle... with a metal binding strap.
I'll hang a sign outside my cubical with rental fees for various cutting tools, the proceeds of which will go to the office slush fund for catered lunches and parties.
You feelin' froggy buckaroo? Let the office wars commence!
I have more than one.
But then they zip all of them.
Like I said, escalation. That's when I hang a sign on the door to the office group:
Caution. Office prank war underway within.
Rules of engagement:
• Nothing that causes harm or injury.
• Nothing that causes damage.
• Nothing that ruins clothing.
• Nothing that harms professional reputation.
• Collateral to uninvolved bystanders to be avoided, otherwise it invites retaliation on another front.
• Customers, guests and interns are off limits. Should they fall victim, they should ally with an employee and vengeance shall be swift.
• The same prank over and over is lame. Be creative.
Also don't forget, if you do this, I will have a bit of a laugh... but I will reciprocate and escalate.
In an office space, I just might zip tie your phone to the cradle... with a metal binding strap.
I'll hang a sign outside my cubical with rental fees for various cutting tools, the proceeds of which will go to the office slush fund for catered lunches and parties.
You feelin' froggy buckaroo? Let the office wars commence!
But then they zip all of them.
Like I said, escalation. That's when I hang a sign on the door to the office group:
Caution. Office prank war underway within.
Rules of engagement:
• Nothing that causes harm or injury.
• Nothing that causes damage.
• Nothing that ruins clothing.
• Nothing that harms professional reputation.
• Collateral to uninvolved bystanders to be avoided, otherwise it invites retaliation on another front.
• Customers, guests and interns are off limits. Should they fall victim, they should ally with an employee and vengeance shall be swift.
• The same prank over and over is lame. Be creative.