Maybe it's stone

I'm sure the dirt appreciates it too

Sad part is there is probably a law stating "all cargo must be strapped down" and some assjole Barney Fife cop would ticket him if he didn't. Having spent a lot of time in small rural areas, I have witnessed much pettiness

Guys it's Hugo from Fablehaven you just haven't drank the milk

10/10 there is a body under the dirt