That's an expensive joke

This may just be me, but I don't understand why coffins are so expensive. "Here we have mahogany with fine chiseled flowers around the lip of the lid. Inside is soft and comfortable with white silk. That'll be $10,000." Like no. I'm putting a dead body in there. I know you want to respect the corpse of your loved one, but a simple coffin from the olden days would do me just fine. I'm just going to be cremated. Easier oon the family's wallet that way

Creapy