Me everyday

Who would eat 3 hamburgers, a double whopper, 3 packs of french fries and drink 4 large cokes

I'd give it a go. It'd take me a day but I'd try. Starting with the fries cus that's shits nasty once it's cold so you gotta eat them whilst they're hot.

I'd totally eat a head of lettuce. It's like cold, crunchy, healthy chips. Doubles as a drink as well because of all the water. Also no crumbs.

I ate almost an entire head of lettuce because it would have gone off otherwise. It wasn’t bad.