Well this is bad news

Damn guys, he got you

Student: if opposites attract... And the same repel... Yep this applies to humans and I'm gonna use this to get Debbie to date me

tell that to my respecting women loving ass

Ok.

Little known fact, humans are magnets

He just has that coat and beaker to look sciency.

Fucking magnets, how do they work?

I call bullshit

Well N-N, S-S repel that's why gays don't tie their dick together or push their asses together, they like N-S just like a magnet.
Proved you wrong using your own method

Nigerian scientist is an oxymoron.