How to avoid someone want make fun of your face.

Kids are great, saw my nephew after halloween (was Jason) and he took his machete and laid it on the couch with a dog with a amputated leg (from a previous injury) and looks at me and says "This is a machete in its natural habitat"

That's the facial expression of "I don't know what you're talking about but I just owned you"

Disgust from having a mother who still can't hold her phone properly in 2017.