Good boy

I went to a movie with my ex and his parents once. We went back to his house. His dad is a SWAT officer who has seen a lot of horrible stuff (drug overdoses, murder, suicide). He was the first one in the house. He unlocked the door and went towards the bathroom. Came running past us and went outside and threw up all over the lawn. Turns out the pug got into the chocolate and had explosive diarrhea. After seeing his reaction, I went nowhere near it

He looks so proud of himself