Here’s one
Three Latvian are brag about sons. “My son is soldier. He have rape as many women as want,” say first Latvian. “Zo?” second say, “My son is farmer. He have all potato he want!” Third Latvian wait long time, then say, “My son is die at birth. For him, struggle is over.” “Wow! You are win us,” say others. But all are feel sad.
Ever heard of norwegian/swede jokes? They pretty much roast each other.
What does a norwegian bring with him to the desert?
A car door, so he can roll down the window.
A: Pull the pin and throw it back.
A: just knock.
Three Latvian are brag about sons. “My son is soldier. He have rape as many women as want,” say first Latvian. “Zo?” second say, “My son is farmer. He have all potato he want!” Third Latvian wait long time, then say, “My son is die at birth. For him, struggle is over.” “Wow! You are win us,” say others. But all are feel sad.
What does a norwegian bring with him to the desert?
A car door, so he can roll down the window.
‘Whats the difference between mosquito and a swede?
Mosquitos are only annoying in the summer