Ragnöcabbage.
The Twilight of The Cabbage, and lo, when the Midgård Cabbage releases from its leaves, it shall bring forth the end of all things, Ragnöcabbage. And in his fateful fight with the great beast Jörmungacabbage, Thor Cabbageson will defeat the Midgård Cabbage but will die of over consumption of cabbage after seven steps.
With the gods Odin, Thor, Týr, Freyr, Heimdallr, and Loki, the occurrence of various cabbage disasters, and the subsequent submersion of the world in cabbages. Afterward, the world will resurface anew and fertile with cabbages, the surviving and returning gods will meet, and the world will be repopulated by two cabbage survivors.
RAGNÖCABBAGE! OR KÅLNARØK!
The Twilight of The Cabbage, and lo, when the Midgård Cabbage releases from its leaves, it shall bring forth the end of all things, Ragnöcabbage. And in his fateful fight with the great beast Jörmungacabbage, Thor Cabbageson will defeat the Midgård Cabbage but will die of over consumption of cabbage after seven steps.
RAGNÖCABBAGE! OR KÅLNARØK!