He needs some Wolf Cola to wash it down

“Don’t coyote all the pizza down” doesn’t have the same effect

so just - fake it / make it up - in an attempt to be clever! That's the way we roll!

Coyote Cola sounds pretty legit tho

Coyote cola - it’s really just coke in a different bottle that’s smuggled in to store shelves and takes up the space of the other “regular” colas