When you're drunk and hear latino music

Fight me mate

Seriously. You are gonna fight for Despacito?

I am one of the few people in the world who likes that song, so yeah

No need to fight. We are grown-ups.
DESPACITO IS SHITE! YOU HEAR ME MATE!

THEM'S BE FIGHTING WORDS

COME AT ME SCRUBLORD I'LL WHOOP YOUR ASS SO HARD YOU'LL KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO TASTE YOUR OWN COLON!

LET US FIGHT TOGETHER, BROTHER

*Unsheathes blade*
TOGETHER!

TO THE END!

HUZZAH!

YEAH!