Well, now we know. Kinda disappointed.

I will see you in hell

Can't say there won't be familiar faces.

Jokes on you, I have an elevator pass.

I have the janitor's key.
Almost top-notch access.

I literally am Satan's child.

No, you're just a dead human.

My mother was human. There's a bunch of us. You know how frat parties go...

Not like that.
I've seen a lot of them, across all of time.

Yeah, I was /supposed/ to become the portal to let Satan back to Earth, but, I didn't feel like it. So I jumped down a hill, and lived with goats for a bit.

Well, it've been a waste. Satan's already here.

Yeah... Good luck with that.

Nah, he's chill. I've met him here on this site.

He owes me about 500 years of allowance.

Take it up with him then.

Ugh... I don't wanna

Then don't bring it up.

He's just really overprotective... It's embarrassing.

Oh wow, some people think this account is serious...

That's concerning.

Very. Seems I have some haters.

They probably disagree with the RPing.

It's not RPing, its satire...

...in character.
Which is RPing.

Yes totally
*kills u*
All the RP
All
Whatever